10.15.2011

When Ballin' Outta Control Goes Wrong

Juan

Look, I'm as big of a fan of outlandish displays of rockstar-esque, young & moneyed swagger as anyone but your team just lost a crucial game less than 2 hours ago on the road and now faces what is essentially a do-or-die game against a new rival to secure a place in the playoffs without your captain/leading scorer. Now is not the time to tweet about how baller you are replete with photo of you boarding the private plane. No doubt you got game nephew, but listen to your fat, old uncle on this one.

11 comments:

Jrodius said...

I thought scoring goals was supposed to be his occupation...

Anonymous said...

He cant make the RB 11! All he has is potential & this kind of hype. He's the Altidore of Portugal. Too good to pass up for the Nat's, not good enough for the club....

Anonymous said...

"Altidore of Portugal"? Altidore scores goals and Agudelo is Colombian-American. I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

The young athletes today are more worried about their image, shoe color and "friends/followers" on their social network than they are about priority #1: Winning . Based on how NYRB has performed recently they should be taking a bus.

Anonymous said...

Just another sign of the sinking ship RBNY has become this year

Brian said...

Well, you know at least he isn't carrying around LV luggage like "The GAM".

Anonymous said...

as much as I hate to say this, I like Agudelo as a futbol player but I can't stand him personally as in his personality, he's so full of himself and arrogant. I guess its that he's still young and has his head so far up his a*s, I just can't stand people who brag or show off about nothing. Start scoring some goals for the national team kid & maybe then you can talk the talk and walk the walk, but for now just grow the f*ck up and shut your mouth & do your job.

Anonymous said...

@10:20...how about if we ask him to just set his targets a little lower than that, say trying to start a RB game...20 minutes of invisible play against SKC doesn't give a real man a reason to gloat. Then when he is on the pitch, how about the little b*tch a*s punk learn to score some goals. Yep, Agudelo you are ballin' about as good as a U-12 girls bench warmer...no offense to U-12 girls who have more class than you! Oh, and how'd that LIVESTRONG crow taste?

JL said...

Look, I'm Colombian, I would know better. This type of attitude is quite common for the type of Colombian who had nothing to live for. Once they reach a precipice the gloating and cockiness is there for all to see (Pablo Escobar's picture with the White House in his background).

The funny thing is that he's a product of the American system. It’s a system that teaches instant gratification and a sense of entitlement. In short, he needs to grow out of his narcissistic tendencies or else he'll fail professionally and personally.

However, this is common for all types of people who ascent to popularity and fail to stay humble.

Perhaps his mom needs to whack some sense into him. I should know how Colombian mothers are, lol.

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i do know what you are talking about buddy, sometimes things just go out of control and when we want to do something about it, it is already too late