10.10.2011

"I do know people are asking me about Brek as he is the premier talent in America"

Shea

Apparently Brek Shea has a mess of foreign suitors; they go by the names Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United, and Manchester City.* I once had foreign suitors, English women with names like Lucy and Karen. Now? It's just the Pakistani woman from the credit card call center who calls to tell me my payment is late.^

So enjoy being pursued while you can Brek because one day the only foreigners calling you will want to take your money, not give you money.

*The only one of these clubs that I could see going after Brek would be Man United. Sir Alex ain't scared of a bit of American horsepower. See Jonathon Spector, Jovan Kirovski and Kenny Cooper.

^In truth the only suitor I need these days is my half-Romanian wife.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

*The only one of these clubs that I could see going after Brek would be Man United. Sir Alex ain't scared of a bit of American horsepower. See Jonathon Spector, Jovan Kirovski and Kenny Cooper.

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Not the same thing. Those guys were all brought in as youths on free transfers and small contracts. Howard is the only one he's ever signed specifically to play first team ball and for a fee (even there it was bargain-basement shopping my Man Utd standards).

Brian said...
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Brian said...

Seriously, how did you come by this picture?

Anonymous said...

caption: living the high life in The Colony

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