Transfer Window Shopping Takes on New Meaning
Hats off to England for finally out-Americaning us. Watching sports on TV while shopping for chemicals disguised as food is pretty much the end-all, be-all of modern, information-age excess so I applaud Sainsbury's and Sky Sports for making this miracle happen just in time for the final day of the transfer window.
So now you can find out exactly where Clint Dempsey is rumored to be moving to while picking up a six-pack and a few tins of beans. Which is awesome and sad at the same time. So it's either awesomely sad or sadly awesome, can't decide which. You make up your own mind.