8.01.2011

Thierry Henry's Beard Is Overwhelming



There's some big, convoluted marketing message that goes with this clip but I can't be assed to go along with it because Thierry Henry's beard looks so outlandishly, distractingy lush in the video still. Seriously, I haven't seen a beard so black, so luxurious since Barry White died.

I bet that s*** smells ridiculous too, like fine musk & fresh leather. I wonder if he oils it? He has to, right? It probably feels like virgin panda fur; so soft that brushing it would do more harm than good. Shame he cut it off though as he was probably only a season away from getting that much-coveted Just for Men endorsement.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, too bad it was no longer yesterday.. wonder if it's coming back???

Mingo said...

Even if I had the ability to grow a beard, it would pale in comparison to that.

Got Damn.

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PK said...

Your turn to grow one, SF.

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Henry was searching the opportunity to won the FIFA best soccer player of the year, that was the reason why he moved to Barcelona, unfortunately he couldn't...Now he is earning a lot of movie in USA!

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Sportsbook said...

Thierry Henry was one of the best players some years ago, but now he is too old and he is not in his best competitive level right now, he should retire actually