7.01.2011

The Crew's Tommy Heinemann Would Like to Sing You a Song



I think I'm going to become the full-on Randy Jackson of American soccer and start a show called "MLS' Got Talent." I wonder if Temryss Lane will be my Paula Abdul? And I'm sure Paul Garnder would love nothing more than to play the evil Englishman, so he can be Simon.

As for contestants we'll have Brek Shea showing off his art, Charlie Davies planking and Michael Harrington beatboxing like it was 1984. The Crew's Tommy Heinemann can also com on and sing flip-flop rock songs for however long it takes his band Stones Cry Out to get an opening gig on the next Jack Johnson tour. We'll make dreams come true!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good Grief, that's terrible.

Anonymous said...

Poor tommy, i'm glad he plays soccer better than he sings.

tfina said...

Where's Blutarsky when we need him

Jay said...

The camera seeking out a static shot of his toes really made the video. Thanks, camera guy.

Michael F. said...

He just invented a new definition for horrible.

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I don't know why people like to plank. I think that it is something stupid. They have the right to do it but they look stupid in the way to do it.

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