6.27.2011

Demitrius Omphroy Drops Anthem for the Facebook Generation



Since he hasn’t seen much time on the field —which is shocking because the way Toronto is playing right now you would think they’d be looking to try anything and anyone at this point— tattooed rookie winger/defender Demitrius Omprhoy is keeping busy in T.Dot with off-the-field pursuits. Pursuits such as dropping guest verses on pop music pearls aimed at 12 - 25 year-olds like the social media-meets-autotune pileup that is “Facebook Chat.”

Surely some of y’all are going to howl once you hear this but bear in mind this is pop music...and pop music is for the children. You may think this is juvenile, which it is to a degree, but it’s supposed to be. So if you're over the age of 25 and you don’t hate this song you are basically deep in the throws of a Wooderson-like quarter life-crisis.

6 comments:

nonickname said...

I'm 38 and a TFC season ticket holder...and I turned it off after 33 seconds...I'm going to leave work early, drink beer and bbq now to help erase those 33 seconds.

Oh and since I know you're a bbq lover I'll be using a Charlie Mills apple cider base from Carolina...mmmm good.

Anonymous said...

Dicks, snakes, burritos, more dicks in girls' faces. 12-25 year olds, huh? Fantastic slide into the abyss, Facebook. Fan-fucking-tastic.

Anonymous said...

All I know is I check each week to see if this dude gets playing time. He can dribble like Joa Plato and it took TFC 10 ganmes to realize he was any good and play him every minute. For those hating on the song (people in their 30s and 40s, I am 33), the 90s and 80s had the worst pop music in history. We finally have collorful players who actually want to put it out there. Rock it dude. from Jared in San Antonio

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