Bumpy Pitch x Nike x USMNT
In what has to be the most awesomely-unholy union in the history of soccer shirts, them boys at Bumpy Pitch have teamed up with Nike for a new USMNT-themed tee. If you don't cop this now you will regret it later.
And I'm not just talking to my dudes here, ladies you can rock this as well and let all of your disgraced beauty queen fantasies flow forth from the sash. To quote DFA 1979, "come on now girls I know you know what you want."