The Baddest Man in MLS, Today™ is...

Please pardon me for lunging at the obvious here, but Will Bruin is The Baddest Man in MLS, Today™. Did you see the three goals he put past D.C. on Friday? The third one wasn't all that but for a rookie in this league grabbing a hat-trick is no easy feat. Especially against the vaunted D.C. United defense...wait, what year is this? 2011? Not 1997? Oh.

Forget what I said then. The Baddest Man in MLS, Today™ is the wind at Pizza Hut Park.