VIDEO: Somebody Really Loves Fernando Torres
Typically I display an overall lack of interest in European soccer unless there is one of my people involved. But this Fernando Torres video is just so over the top I can't leave it alone. Anytime they wheel out Chris Martin from Coldplay to do his sad bastard routine over close-up, HD slow mo footage I have to wonder about the mental health of the creator of the clip; judging by the melodramatic editing on display here I am concerned that he may be cutting himself as I type this.
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