2.06.2011

Photo of the Day: Landon Does Dallas

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Apparently our Landon has been D-Town down this week and has worked the Super Bowl party scene like a total and complete champion. Dude's been spotted all over town at everything from the Playboy party to Direct TV's Celebrity Beach Bowl. The shot above was from Pepsi's party (which was, tragically, DJed by Pauly D.) where he posed with tennis Goddess Serena Williams.

LD if you have taken a break from ballin' outta control to see what's going on on the internets this a.m. I'm just going to put this out there: if you two aren't married at 35 y'all should just go ahead and do that for the good of the sports nation (and their respective Q ratings). Can you imagine the offspring these two are capable of producing? With his skills & soccer IQ + her athleticism, competitiveness & thighs? OMG it'd be a straight-out BEAST baby.

11 comments:

Cindy said...

homegirl looks hot! two awesome athletes, nice to see!

Anonymous said...

landon looks a little scared of that booty

Anonymous said...

What pimp did Landon have to rob to get that coat?

Daria said...

He looks so awkward and creepy.

JL said...

is she really that short? or is he really that tall?

Anonymous said...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!

Amy said...

I looked it up--Serena is 5'9. Possible explanations for the fact that they seem to be the same height, even though Larry is seriously wee: Serena is slouching, Larry borrowed heeled shoes from the Tom Cruise Collection, or Serena is standing in a hole/Larry is standing on a step stool.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm... I wonder which on has the bigger manhood

Nicole said...

Clearly both of them have more manhood than some tough guy posting anonymously.

Anonymous said...

I don't think he's ready for that jelly.

Paula said...

Um, if our USMNT stateside are gonna be "ballin' outta control", we should @ least provide for tailors as good as they provide for them Yur-pee-en fellas. I'm not asking for Xabi Alonso here, but for something that probably still cost close to a grand, that ugly-ass coat should fit better.

Also, Serena Williams has been a tennis champion for a decade and likes to date media/sports moguls. LD's got a ways to go.