Grant Wahl for FIFA President
Seriously though, why not Grant Wahl for FIFA President? It's not like the incumbent has some crazy, specialized qualifications that are essential to that job. Hell, most of us have zero idea what he did for work before he took this gig so it can't be that important. Plus with Grant in office he'll bring in a lady to end the FIFA ExCo sausage-hang. That alone is worth my vote...I hate clubs full of dudes.