1.05.2011

RSL & Their Breakdancing Lion are Coming for Your Children



When I was in elementry school we had the theatre students from the local community college (Grayson County Community College, stand up!) come by and do a rendition of "Peter Pan." It sucked. But the privileged youth of today? They get a cotdamn back-flipping, boogalooing, soccer-obsessed lion to come to their auditorium and indoctrinate them into the church of MLS. Did I get jipped or what?

And BTW isn't this eerily reminiscent of the Minotaur Energy Drink presentation in the film Role Models?

7 comments:

Alex Larsen said...

that's awesome

Anonymous said...

uuugghhh that shit is not fail im mad jeals right now... the cosmos better do that shit for my kid!!!

Clayton John said...

ummm there's no such thing as the cosmos mr. anonymous. they have no professional team.

why a lion for rsl?

Anonymous said...

great video - Isn't 'thier' supposed to be THEIR?

EricJ said...

Clayton:

A Lion...Real=Royal :: Lion=King

etc...

Anonymous said...

excellent way to breed season ticket holders

Anonymous said...

hey you heard? we got cobi jones... heheheheheheheh
viva cosmos