Kyle Martino x Eva Amurri: Wifed Up
Massive, Hollywood-sized congratulations go out tonight to MLS alum Kyle Martino and his beautiful, baller of a girlfriend Eva Amurri. The two announced their engagement tonight and I couldn't be happier for them as they seem like cool people and if they reproduce we may finally get the good-looking, insanely-talented American Beckham that we've all been waiting for (whether we're prepared to admit it or not). It's a win-win for all involved.
The only remaining question is how much will Soccer America pay for the exclusive rights to the wedding photos. If Nicole Ritchie & Joel "I used to be in Good Charlotte" Madden can get 100K surely these two deserve to get paid. Just sayin'.