Chicago Fire Mascot Makes It Official: EVERYBODY Can & Will Teach You How to Dougie
Personally I never thought Sparky was a 'hood hound. I always thought of him as one of those sweet, harmless dogs like you see in kids movies. The kind that ride on firetrucks and sleep in your child's bed at night.
But now that he's dancing on camera to a song about how "all da bitches" love him and he just needs one of them to "back it up and dump it" I'm looking at him totally differently. For real y'all, this is exactly like the moment when you found out Wayne Brady was a thug.