Stuart Holden: International Midfielder of Mystery

Even though he's in England instead of Scotland, it sounds like our Stuart is getting his accent back dunnit? Like he needs another weapon in his lady-killing arsenal. What's next, smooth-assed bespoke suits and a mantle full of awards to go along with his pro-baller status? Oh wait, he's got that already? Bastard. I think I might have to start playa hatin' on him just because.


Alan said...

He's gone to the Brad Friedel School of Speech!

msbond said...

that necklace/collar combination almost ruins everything he has going for himself.

Brian said...

Besides the beginning there, he sounds the same as he always has