Bumpy Pitch Has Got That New-New For You
America's undisputed kings of independent soccer-lifestyle clothiers*, Bumpy Pitch, have just pulled back the curtain on their latest collection of ultra-high quality tees for the discerning footie fan. Check out the latest from my guys --including the Bronx United jawn pictured above-- here, wait for it here, then wear it here, meet her, then (maybe) end up here^.
*That's right, I'm crowning their ass.
^Am I saying that a t-shirt will land you a lady? No. But dressing well can have a positive effect on your love life.