U.S. U-20 Loaned to Celtic, Coronation as USMNT Striker of the Future Inevitable
Y'all ever heard of Gustavo Ruelas? Neither have I. Apparently he's a U.S. U-20 player from California who is under the employ of Santos Laguna. Or he was under their employ as he's now been picked up by Celtic on loan.
Good for him. Now, internet, let us begin the process of penciling him into the lineup for the Yanks in 2014; even though the vast majority of us haven't seen him play I'm sure we'll still say he's lock to make the plane to Brazil along with Charles Renken, Johnny Exantus and Badr Seyam. Do me proud internet, do me proud.