Time-Waster: Table Football X

Foosball is awesome. Video games are awesome. But can they be awesome together? Meet Table Soccer X, foosball's ultra-militant digitally enhanced cousin for the XBOX 360. Bean Pies not included*.

*That's a Nation Of Islam joke for those of you less familiar with the group that the Southern Poverty Law Center describes as a holding a "prominent position in the ranks of organized hate." They are known for slinging bean pies and a disturbing amount of hate speech around neighborhoods like mine, using X as a last name and being a fairly intolerant bunch of unfriendly people.