S.O.B.'s Shockingly Resistant to Funky 90's Rap Music

You know why head S.O.B Bryan James is my guy? Because he can stand still and give an interview with a straight face while the Humpty Dance blares in the background. How he does it I really don't know; my behind would just have to move once that rubbery-ass bassline was within earshot. This, without a doubt, is truly a triumph of the human spirit.