"So I See Kevin Hartman, right. And He's Sitting on the Porch with a Pistol and a Model..."

Believe it or not this photo has nothing to do with a certain FC Dallas keeper forming a posse to round up that Frenchman up there in New York City. Nor does it have anything to do with the NRA, the PBR, CMT or seeing the bottom of the tattoo that is peeking out over his associate's gun belt. It's for charity. Seriously.