"Hey Dan Gargan, Why Do You Not Have a Shirt on?"

This is pretty funny even though it is a blatant swipe at my team. Not because it’s one of those Taiwanese animated reenactment's soundtracked by a vulgar Speak & Spell. It’s funny because it’s random-ass Dan Gargan talking sh*t to the world famous/notorious Thierry Henry. That’s akin to a literary jackass such as myself trying to throw shade on George Plimpton; nothing like the juxtaposition of status to put a smile on your face.