8.10.2010

See, Here's the Thing Chivas USA...



The thing is the goat is creepy. He's got that aggro-perv smile going while two comely cheerleaders in hotpants & knee socks stand beside him with their forced smiles that suggest that there is a gun pointed at them on the other side of the camera. And he's got a sixpack. Why does a goat have totally ripped-up, "gorilla juicehead" abs? So unnecessary.

For real y'all, I don't care how hot the girls are or how hot Justin Braun is on the field right now; the goat is messed up and would not make me want to go to a Chivas USA game. Somebody other than me has got to see it and put that thing out to pasture. I'm telling you if he sticks around it is only a matter of time before he gets "iced" by one of his goat-bros, asks a Chivagirl to go home with him, gets rejected and goes on a 'roid rage and gores a groundskeeper or some sh*t at the HDC. Seriously, he's liability.

5 comments:

Rene said...

I much prefer a 'roided goat over this: http://media.photobucket.com/image/LA%20Galaxy%20mascot/Anna_Italia/LA%20GALAXY-AC%20Milan%20July%2019%202009/LAGalaxy-ACMilanSundayJuly192009-50.jpg

The Galaxy keep it classy by going with an official court accompanying Ms. LA Galaxy, but doesn't balance out the fact the mascot is a green....thing.

Anonymous said...

UMAD?

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure I saw the goat goose a fan once...

Anonymous said...

It's just a goat.
Get a grip, man.

With women like that reppin' the team, how you goanna hate on a goat so much?

Anonymous said...

Wow, that is the funniest video I have ever seen. It was embarrasing to watch nonetheless. LOL AWKWARD video...