11th Hour, Complete B.S. Transfer Rumor

Brek Shea FC Dallas MLS Soccer

I've decided to irresponsibly start a transfer rumor on the last day of the window because that's the done thing nowadays innit? So here it is: Brek Shea from FC Dallas to Borussia Monchengladbach. Why? Because he's been photographed with a foal and a glamour model. It's obviously a clue toward a move to Germany....or his less-likely casting as Bo in a new Dukes of Hazard series.

Also, Ruben Luna to sign for Buffalo City. You heard it here first (but I heard it from Buzz).


Blake said...

Say what you will about Brek Shea, but he's the only guy in MLS making a run at the title of next Cleetus.

SF said...

Could not agree with you more. I think he'll be a star someday soon.

Anonymous said...

Wtf? Where did these pictures come from?

New trend in MLS: players supplementing income with work on porn sets?

Anonymous said...

Whats does the tatoo say??