Adidas Price Andrew Boyens as Equal to Jack Squat
Did you see this thing Adidas did where they ran down the World Cup by the numbers? It's real special. They have this one bit where they go through the value of various World Cup players on the international transfer market. You know which player gets a zero-dollar price tag attached to him? Red Bull New York's Andrew Boyens. So cold Adidas, so cold.
Andrew I know you have better things to do than to read some dude's Blogspot thingy, but I just want you to know that I'm cool with you even if those German sneaker impresario's aren't. Seriously my Kiwi cousin, I'd put at least 5 on you.