Today in Random American Player Outsourcing Rumors
There is loose talk of The Biggest Midget in the Game™ making a move to Southampton. 6 years ago the Saints were basking in the warm, champagne-soaked glow of the Premiership; now they wallow upon the stale beer-stained floor that is League One.
I know Freddy would love to play in England but c'mon man, if he does this there is no way to deflect the "Adu is washed up" talk (which I personally don't agree with). Plus it's #HateEnglandWeek so you just can't do it without getting charged with treason.