They Tried Make Gooch go to Rehab and He Said "Let's Go, Go, Go"
I'm going to admit something that may result in me losing several readers but I am more than OK with that because unlike some folks who like to talk soccer on the web I really could give a rat's ass about traffic; this is art cotdamnit! So here is my confession: I love Coldplay. It's shocking, I know.
But for all their knicker-melting sincerity and hummable tunes there is the bad side to Coldplay: their success now makes paino-laden sad-bastard music a must for any quasi-emotional story committed to video. Half-way through this clip we get to hear the sad sounds of some Chris Martin-esque ivory tinkling as Gooch undergoes what what surely a brutal rehab regiment in Delaware. Personally I think we need the workout classic "Eye of the Tiger" on blast while he's busting his ass to be ready for South Africa, but that's just me.