Well well. Looks like we're out of the closet and I for one am thrilled. I typically wouldn't say this but it is nice to see Soccer follow Baseball's lead (Baseball admitted in 2007 that bunts were gay*). In solidarity with this revelation I will now admit the following:
- Behavior was the Pet Shop Boys best album.
- I once owned a pair of white DNKY trousers with drawstrings on the ankle.
- On the rare occasion I do read Playboy it is for the articles.
*Please be advised that use of the word "gay" in this post is to denote a sexual preference and is in no way judgmental; use of the term in a pejorative manner violates one of the few editorial guidelines for The Offside Rules as set forth by the author/lead jackass.