6.04.2010

The Onion: "Nation's Soccer Fan Becoming Insufferable"

Fictional

"According to sources only peripherally aware of the World Cup, Janovich's infuriating behavior first became apparent during a Super Bowl viewing party last February when he repeatedly used the phrase "American football" to describe the action on the field. In recent weeks, Janovich has also begun referring to the supposed suspense involved in choosing the players for the U.S. "side," and has struck up several extended but one-sided conversations concerning figures such as "Kaka" and "Ronaldinho," generally mystifying and alienating everyone he has come into contact with."

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I am SO that guy. - No one at work can stand me anymore, But it got me a lovely two week vacation for the for first round.

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