Video: Jonathan Bornstein at Dodger Stadium
Here we find J Bo juggling a baseball for the assembled media at Dodger Stadium. Dude threw out the first pitch in yesterday's game vs. the Rockies, much to delight of whoever that is that caught the pitch, and did a bit of "trained seal" just before taking the mound. You almost want to feel for the guy for having to cheesily mug it up like this.
But then you realize that he makes 6 figures, lives in SoCal and plays soccer for a living and all that sympathy suddenly melts away and you start to wonder if he arrived at the stadium via car service or a black trunk with breathing holes in it.