Spike Lee: Soccer Dad, Filmmaker, Gooner, Potential RBNY Fan.
Can you imagine Spike Lee as your Dad? Or can you imagine Spike Lee as your youth coach? Wouldn't that be some sh*t? You would have the most heavy-handed and socially-important highlight reels in the history of youth soccer. He would also put you in an Arsenal kit with his (and your) last name on the back because he's a massive Gooner and you will be too, cotdamnit.
Hey, you think we'll see this guy in a suite at Red Bull Arena instead of courtside at the Knicks if his boy Henry comes to town? Hell, we may even see him there this weekend to checkout Ljungberg & the Sounders.