5.28.2010

Should I Sign Harrington, Bunbury & Kamamra to TOR Records?



Should I make an offer to K.C. soccer-hop trio HBK to be the first signing on TOR Records? They don't know that HBK is their name yet but since I'll be playing the role of Svengali --think Phil Spector meets Suge Knight minus the criminal records-- of this whole operation I figure they won't mind me blessing them with their nom de rap.

I could also sign Ryan Smith and drop a mixtape to introduce all of them, maybe see if Teal can get his Canadian homeboy Drake to lay down a verse. Then I'll put them on a package tour with Jimmy Conrad doing an indie DJ set between acts; bill it as some sort of "K.C. sound" tour. It'd be the biggest thing since Maurice Starr put together that Boston soul tour back in 1990 with Bell Biv Devoe, Another Bad Creation and Ralph Tresvant.

[H/T Hillcrest Road]

7 comments:

Morry said...

As a KCW fan- lets focus and win some games or at least earn some points before we worry about staying loose and having fun.

Alan said...

Well, if this soccer thing doesn't work out (and it's looking like it's not), at least they have something to fall back on.

keahende said...

Yes

Anonymous said...

to be fair, Morry, at this point the Wizards were undefeated.

Ryan said...

"think Phil Spector meets Suge Knight" - The Wall of Gangsta(tm)

Morry said...

it is true that they were undefeated at the time but i was responding to SF about signing them up- lets get some points, hopefully from the cup holders in their stadium tonight go KCW!

Tor Hershman said...

Sure is a lot-a TOR stuff here.