Anyone care to take a stab at a caption for this? It's a photo from the Champions of Gaming event I went to the other night in Manhattan that was sponsored by EA Sports and Gillette. I've left it blank as I was hoping someone out there in TORland could inspire me...any thoughts?
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DJ: I'm smiling like this because of the actress I'm with
LD: I'm smiling like this because of the actress I'm NOT with
DJ: You haven't even hit puberty yet, what are you shaving for?
LD: ... Asshole
"Wanna know how we got these scars?"
LD or DJ: Hi short stop.
LD's inner voice: "I miss Everton. :("
Blades Smoother than the Steelers
LD: You ever think about shaving your head to hide the receding hairline?
DJ: No, I get to wear a hat.
Both at the same time: Hey, where's Tiger at?
lol Good one Jared
Shorn
DJ: I used to be able to do these commercials with Tiger.
"Oompah, Loompah, doopity-dave,
with Fusion ProGlide you'll get a close shave..."
"Derek Jeter and Landon Donovan are shaving."
Our faces are as smooth as our balls
Lando: "Hey Dereck, do you make as much as David?
Derek Jeter teaches his son how to shave.
LD: I thought I was supposed to get a box to stand on.
I wonder why, out of all the Yanks, Gillette tapped Landon to be their soccer spokesperson. Just imagine if they had chosen Clint Dempsey...
Deuce: When you got stubble this bad-ass, you need a razor that's the straight-up balls!
Or, had Gillette played their cards right, it could have been Derek Jeter with a lathered face standing next to Timmy Howard with a lathered scalp.
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