4.12.2010

Today in Stadium Porn, Part One: Portland

PGEPark

So here is the ultimate in geeked out stadium porn for all of you facility facsimile fetishist out there TORland. Check out this link for the latest rendering and a whole mess of drawings so detailed that there is no way you could understand what is going on in them without aid of a foreman or an architectural degree.

Seriously, in the wrong hands the plans could lead to very nefarious things; if you ever wanted to find the exact spot to bury a Sounders or Whitecaps kit below PGE Park and place a curse on the Timbers for all eternity, here's your road map*.

*Obviously I am not endorsing the placement of hexes, curses or damnings on anyone or any club. As a victim of The Curse of Caricola it would be hypocritical of me to wish that upon someone else, let alone Portland.


8 comments:

Clayton John said...

yo kid, that link don't work.

Donald said...

http://www.portlandonline.com/bds/PGE-Park-Design-Commission-Set-04-06-2010.pdf

MattJack said...

http://www.portlandonline.com/bds/PGE-Park-Design-Commission-Set-04-06-2010.pdf

SF said...

Doh! Fixed. Thanks.

Leia said...

I only hope that, when the data's analyzed, a weakness can be found. It's not over yet.

gpullis said...

Page 6 is kinda depressing

Juan Carlos Osorio said...

Has anyone seen my Wilman Conde jersey? guess i must have left it in harrison. *snicker*

Brian said...

Turf. Fail!