Ndamukong Suh: Futboling Footballer
#2 pick, Detroit Lion and newly-minted multimillionaire Ndamukong Suh is big, big man. My boy Simon "The Si" Borg' s best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night that Suh was also a big, big footie-freak and went to the NFL Draft last night to get the real scoop.
See what I did there? I tied in 31 Flavors to "scoop". Hopefully that negates the potential whackness of and aged Ferris Bueller reference but I somehow doubt it.