Kyle Beckerman Could Have Been Your School Marm
I bet Kyle Beckerman would be a pretty rad teacher to have. Dude would be that eccentric type that would hold class outside on nice days, bring in weird food from different cultures, play Hacky Sack in the stoner parking lot and maybe even date the mousy but kinda hot English teacher.
But sadly for America's youth, our Kyle chose a different path. A path marked by grass stains on soccer jerseys instead of coffee stains on corduroy blazers. It sucks for the children, but it's great for the nation's footie freaks; so in a way Kyle teaches the kids a valuable lesson...life isn't fair.