MIchael Bradley: Big in Asia
Damn son. You know you done blowed up in Asia when they have mixtapes of you on video sharing sites that are written 100% in kanji. The last time a Yank named Michael was that big in the Far East his last name was Jackson and he was on the Dangerous tour. I guess Baby Bradley must have really knocked 'em out during the Beijing Olympics, eh?
And somewhere Julian Valentin is weeping silently to himself as he remembers his brush with Korean fandemonium. Poor guy. Now dude is only big on the Florida gulf coast. Pray for him won't you please?