You Really Should Talk Your Fiance Out of a June Wedding
June weddings are all the rage, I know. Brides love them almost as much as a walk-in closet full of free* Manolo Blahniks. But I think there should be an embargo during World Cup years on compassionate grounds. If a French bootleg of Adrian Brody can't control himself at the alter, how can you be expected to?
*Free = your credit card paid for them.