Things Jerry Lewis Does Not Do Telethon's For: Tifo
Photo: Marty Groark - Section 8
Chicago's O.G. ultras, Section 8, are planning some extrasuperfantastic tifo for the Fire's home opener. What's so special about it? Does it involve Rod Blagojevich setting his hair alight? Is Oprah gonna be there? Will they have Megan Fox send smoke signals to God asking for the return of Blanco while the original line-up of Smashing Pumpkins plays Gish in it's entirety?
I don't claim to know the answer but it's going to be so elaborate that they need your help to make it happen and neither Jerry Lewis or Lou Rawls is prepared to throw them a damn telethon right now and Michael Wolfson is too busy working on the new MLS website to do another Live 8*. So it seems that they are just going to have to ask for donations...y'know, the old-timey way to get paper from people.
So put your hands up soccer fans, this right here is a jack. Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt.
*Seriously, the group we're working with on the new league site is led by one of the guys who produced Live 8. Crazypants, right?