Apparently They Don't Get the Direct Kick Package in Colombia


Less than two weeks after Red Bull New York cut ties with right back Carlos Johnson, the Costa Rican/bald guy, has found himself a new job. With his old boss. Oh God.

The old boss in question is former RBNY skipper Juan Carlos Osorio who is now coaching Colombian side Once Caldas. I don't know who he convinced that getting the band back together was a good idea but I would love to sell that guy some swampland in South Jersey. Seriously, how is signing a player who isn't that good, was pretty-much injured or on red card suspension every other week a good idea?


Skunx said...

JCO's wife must have demanded this!

4now said...

Thank you. I was literally laughing out loud reading this. Amen.