The Red Bull G.O.A.T?
Feel like voting but have a felony on your record? No problem. Red Bull New York has got a ballot for you even if the government doesn't. The team just dropped an All-Time Best XI contest and the ballot includes some of the baddest bad-asses ever to don a Metro and/or RBNY kit. Go to NewYorkRedBulls.com/FirstXI and cast your vote for the New York MLS G.O.A.T (greatest of all time to those of you now familiar with mid-period LL Cool J); you won't elect a public official or bring "change" to anything other than your browser but you may win a pair of tickets to the Red Bull Arena Grand Opening/Awesomefest.