Sammi "Sweetheart": Midfielder
Yeah, uh huh. That's Sammi Sweetheart from your favorite best/worst show on television, MTV's Jersey Shore. This morning my guy Jeffy B. informed me that in addition to playing the guys in her house for fools, she also plays midfield for William Paterson University; she hasn't totally lit it up scoring or assist wise (two goals and only two assists in three seasons) but with 41 starts in 53 career matches she must be a pretty solid contributor.
I think my goal from now until Christmas is going to be to interview her. I want to know about how she got into the game. I want to know if she plays D-Mid or on the wing. I want to hear her tell me that Italy is going to win the World Cup. I want to find out if Snookie is in fact small enough to fit comfortably inside a ball bag. I want to know exactly what is the situation with The Situation. And I want to know if she'll play for the club that I am going to start, Dirty Jersey SC.
You just watch...I'm going to make this happen people.