12.14.2009

Sammi "Sweetheart": Midfielder

Sammi

Yeah, uh huh. That's Sammi Sweetheart from your favorite best/worst show on television, MTV's Jersey Shore. This morning my guy Jeffy B. informed me that in addition to playing the guys in her house for fools, she also plays midfield for William Paterson University; she hasn't totally lit it up scoring or assist wise (two goals and only two assists in three seasons) but with 41 starts in 53 career matches she must be a pretty solid contributor.

I think my goal from now until Christmas is going to be to interview her. I want to know about how she got into the game. I want to know if she plays D-Mid or on the wing. I want to hear her tell me that Italy is going to win the World Cup. I want to find out if Snookie is in fact small enough to fit comfortably inside a ball bag. I want to know exactly what is the situation with The Situation. And I want to know if she'll play for the club that I am going to start, Dirty Jersey SC.

You just watch...I'm going to make this happen people.

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Robert said...

I for one support your effort to interview Sammi, I haven't seen the show but have heard of it, it'll be interesting to see how she got into the game!

Faux Fur and Soccer Shirts said...

If this isn't turned into a HUGE marketing opportunity, I'm going to the MLS offices myself and staging a (violent)coup. This is the best soccer-related story of 2009.

Anonymous said...

best of luck to u, wud be a great read

oh danny boy said...

Nice dude. I've been watching that show (Only because it's incredibly aweful) and did notice she was wearing some sort of soccer sweatshirt and wondered if she really did play. I hope you take your guido/guidette translator with you to the interview.

Super Rookie said...

As cool as it would be for her to be interviewed by SF, I would much prefer for her to appear on the next episode of the Sitter.

john said...

what a fucking disgrace to this country and NJ in particular. those people are such trash it's not even funny.

Anonymous said...

heh, ball bag...

Anonymous said...

um, ok John... because all of the people on the show are actually from jersey right?

Cindy said...

because people are naive enough to think all folks from Jersey are like these handful of kids? relax John

and go for it SF, i'd read it

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