Alarazboy X NBC's Heroes X Messi, Ronaldinho Et Al

All-out footie mixtape king Alarazboy has figured out exactly why the likes of Zlatan, Henry & Messi are so rigoddamndiculous; they're all mutants. Surely FIFA has something in the rule books about that right? If not they will just as soon as "Super Baby" Benjamin Aguerro, son of Sergio Aguerro/grandson of Diego Maradona, reveals to the world in an Argentine U-3s match that he has the ability to both levitate during set pieces and disappear/reappear at will a la Nightcrawler.

Until then you shouldn't think about it too much or your head will explode. Just entertain yourself with the director's cut of the video above: 8+ minutes futbol freakishness.