NSR: The Return of V
Oh sh*t y'all! It's penutbutterjellytime over at ABC; they are bringing back the classic 80's sci-fi series V and I am as stoked as a hippie at a Birkenstock outlet. I loved this show when I was a kid. Remember the alien baby? What about those red leather outfits that made everyone look like they where Thriller-era MJ or Raw-era Eddie Murphy? And the greatest reveal of all time...Diana eating the guinea pig?!
I think I should start a letter-writing campaign demanding that someone eat a rodent in the new show. But this isn't the 80's so they have to up the game a bit and go with a larger rodent, an Indian rat or a groundhog perhaps; if these aliens are going to front like they are contemporary Americans they need to have an outsized appetite to match if this is going to be believeable.