Shalrie Joseph: Drink Him In


The world's number one soccer-playin' Grenadian-American got himself a sponsorship deal with Owater, an enhanced bottled water that will make your hair dread and your defensive game tight. Owater don't actually claim it will do those things but if Shalrie is on the bottle I just assume that's what will happen. The downside though is that if you drink it you will never, ever get transferred to Celtic.


Blake said...

Just joined a club team in need of a holding mid, and I'm a winger...so I best start drinking this stuff to turn into Mr. Joseph.

Nick Poleto said...

Love the comment about "never, ever get transferred to Celtic"!