7.14.2009

Phony Rappers: Nate "Jake Wha?" Jaqua & Fredy "The Full Monty" Montero



I don't even know where to go with this. Well, there are obvious places to go but I'm going to refrain because it's all just too much. I do love the "Jake Wha?" alias though.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg, my ears...

Anonymous said...

fvck shittle

SCNewJersey said...

so they got both sexual deviants to do it? good PR move...

adikus said...

and i almost liked the sounders...

i coulda written something better back when my buddies would break on some cardboard and i'd flow over some chronic 2001 beats back in middle school

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks for the 'Portland FU' line....why are you 'pros' still worried about the TIMBERS?!!?

Anonymous said...

I think I'm going to be sick

Anonymous said...

"so they got both sexual deviants to do it? good PR move..." and jakeoff even talks about girls dropping trou... wow... bring me my bucket

Anonymous said...

Kudos to those that could understand Portland FU and Jaqua talking about dropping trou. I couldn't understand a damn word through that production quality

Anonymous said...

Come on now, this is a joke right?
What's your soul worth ECS?
My god, that was brutal.
Stop embarrassing yourselves and rappers everywhere.
P.S. Brilliant genius move on getting both sexual predators slammin the rhymes yo.

Anonymous said...

Fredy's accent is pretty good...

Anonymous said...

Freddy "Peepin'" Montero and Nate "Graveyard" Jaqua

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't surprise anyone that Montero and Jaqua are up for some raping. Oops, I meant rapping.

Finnegan said...

And the rest of the country is now getting to understand what us Timbers fans have known for years...

skierbum said...

oh dear...why do they have to do this? this makes me embarrassed for all Sounders fans :/

sparpole said...

Nice going pod, you have now outed yourselves to the whole internet universe exactly how badly you flounder not just on the pitch but also, at...whatever the hell you want to call this greasey puddle of sh!ttle. Have fun with that.

Anonymous said...

THe lonely island is more ghetto

soccer goals said...

The rapping comment was hilarious.

paulsepp said...

NO MEANS NO FREDY MONTERO
NO MEANS NO FREDY MONTERO
NO MEANS NO FREDY MONTERO