6.29.2009

Video: You Know Who's At Fault For The U.S. Loss?



Michael Jackson. There, I said it. If you don't pay tribute to the King of Pop, you don't win sh*t. Fact. If only Landon would have moonwalked across the 18 or Deuce would have pulled out a sequenced glove from his his sweaty, goal-scoring crotch during the first 45. Then, and only then, would we have woke up to a New Soccer Nation this morning.
Oh what could have been.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG. I can't believe this is real. Did he really ask that? Really?!

White Kix said...

They should have all worn one glove in the game. You have to give respect to MJ.

EricJ said...

MJ just needs to go away. Seriously.

Nordy said...

Bob Bradley must go! Clearly, he has no appreciation of the US Mexico rivalry if he thinks Obama's "Yes we can" would be an appropriate slogan for the US team.

Anonymous said...

It can't be the absence of gloves. Gooch has that covered.

RIP Billy Mays said...

What we should have done was wash the jerseys with Oxi Clean.
And when Brazils opening goal put a dent in our chances, get thee Ding King to fix the problem.
Maybe the team had Big City Sliders at halftime and that's why they were fatigued.

Anonymous said...

I think I just scared the guy at the desk next to me because I was laughing so hard. No disrespect to MJ but, what does he have to do with playing in a FIFA Final?

ibby said...

didn't Dempsey do a micheal Jackson leg kick after he scored? It's hard to see in the hightlights, but be does something

Ps can't see the video on this post on my phone, so i'm probably missing the joke

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Landon screwed up there. After he scored, he should have run to the crowd and touched the closest little boy. That would have brought good luck.

SCNewJersey said...

funny enough, ibby, Deuce actually did do that leg kick after he scored... guess we'll have to play the blame game somewhere else :/

SCNewJersey said...

Proof:
http://theoriginalwinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/final25.jpg

Black Prince said...

IDK, it sure has hell worked for Clint Mathis and RSL:

http://rsltothecore.com/rslblog/?p=2521

soccer goals said...

Dempsey's celebration was sweet. RIP Michael.

Angel said...

lol that is just freakin funny. This interview was before the game. I guess Donovan ran and told the guys about the question of MJ tribute and maybe only Mr. Musician/DJ himself Dempsey made the Tribute. It would have been nice to see Donovan do the Glove thing and the Moonwalk with the hat or maybe dempsey should of done the same thing that Mexican player "KIKI Fonseca" do the Thriller...JAJAJA so freaking funny LMAO!!!