4.28.2009

Video: The Whackest Soccer Rap Video You Will See Today



Can we all just face it as a people: even when preceded by the edgy, urban-implying word "street", soccer is just not tough. It's just my opinion and you may feel a differently but we can butch it up as much as we like but it just never comes across as, I don't know, it just doesn't come off as "hard" when married with hip hop (sorry Deuce) no matter what language it's in.

Especially when that language is French. If you are a French rapper and your name is not MC Solaar please start writing your farewell album now. Not that I am the hip hop authority but the only way to make this song any less street-official is to have a Schwayze remix with a verse by Sugar Ray.

6 comments:

Jared said...

hahahahaha, at the 1:03, someone clearly objected to being in such a crap-tastic video, and they've blurred his face out.

Cindy said...

Schwayze is TERRIBLE. ugh. this is terrible.

Anonymous said...

that shit is slappin u guys don't know wat ur talking about.

Anonymous said...

Schwayze is official

JL said...

If we were French, this would be off the hook. We're not used to have footy as a hardcore sport.

Just the fact that I've never heard French spittin' just makes this track go up in smoke.

Homey Boehme said...

SF, I totally agree with you. Soccer at the highest level is like sports ballet.