Seattle Rookie is Edward Cullen for Footie-Minded Teens
Forget all the painting the town green. Forget the 22K season ticket holders. Forget Fredy Montero fever. Forget all that sh*t. This video is the real proof that Seattle are going where no MLS team has gone before. You know you've truly arrived when you've got teenage girls holed up in their bedrooms composing post-puberty, acoustic stalker anthems to unknown rookies defenders like Evan Brown. Congrats Sounders, you are the new Twilight.