3.18.2009

A Reminder Why Vancouver Is a Joke



I'm a nerd for this sh*t, I really am. But man alive, this dude right here?! Good. God. Seriously cousin, there is help around. Seek it.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. Sterilize him now.

Anonymous said...

Dude, NO ONE WOULD BLAME YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF THIS TOOL!!!! Damn Canadians. Making MLS a laughing stock.

The Count said...

Ooph. On the one hand there are only 20-30 of them. On the other hand THERE ARE 20-30 OF THEM!

Anonymous said...

With support like this they should change their name to the Vancouver Virgins.

joel es latest soccer news said...

There is nothing wrong with having dolls.

Regards,

Pee Wee Herman

Jared said...

#1 - no need to sterilize him, not if he dresses like that and carries a Bert doll with him everywhere.

That's got to be the worst case of Awkward White Guy Syndrome (AWGS, pronounced "AWWW, Guysssss") I've ever seen. And this from a white guy who sometimes has to go to NYRB matches wearing my suit straight from work.

How in the hell did Vancouver manage to beat out FC Barcelona's attempts to get an MLS team? It baffles the mind,

Anonymous said...

while we're on the topic of things bad for soccer, please check out this WSJ article...feel free to send this professor your thoughts

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123680101041299201.html

LittleFury said...

The dude with the hair in the middle at least as the decency to look ashamed. That, or he's just sleepy from a late night Hentai marathon.

I'd like to think that the move to MLS will bring out a higher calibre of supporter, but the fact is Vancouver sports fans are laaaaame across the board.

Anonymous said...

I might be the biggest nerd for soccer there is... but damn if this sh*t doesn't make my eyes rain.

Faux Fur and Soccer Shirts said...

I'm so happy that everyone in Vancouver looks/sounds EXACTLY like Nardwuar.

101 looks like an Abercrombie ad compared to this.

SF said...

Did you see Nardwuar's interview with Fleet Foxes? Classic.

http://www.culturebully.com/fleet-foxes-interviewed-by-nardwuar

b00zenyc said...

I don't know about humanity anymore. I just don't.

Adam said...

I'll still take those guys over the wave of apathy that is Miami.

Barrak said...

Do you think the poor guy on the line with his IT help desk was on hold the entire time those guys left to do the talk show piece?

Anonymous said...

I am embarrassed for their mothers, whom they undoubtedly still live with.

Anonymous said...

damn canadian northerners....

Anonymous said...

ouch - that was painful... :(

Anonymous said...

wankcouuuuuuuuuuuuver.

RCTID!!!

Anonymous said...

I feel a little clowned SF, you see I still live with my mother and yes I admit I have spent a saturday night or two p0wning noobs on BS and Halo.

I don't think I'm as pathetic as this guy, can it be that this is how I come off to people? I always thought of myself as pretty hip guy. Total downer man thanks for ruining my day SF.

PS: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in four years, thanks for opening old wounds =(

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! this is the southside!!

oh fucking hell. .. not much hope up there is there?

PORTLAND = Pride of Cascadia.

Finnegan said...

Painful, just painful.

Now here is ours (Timbers Army)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuJDHP5dpYo

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3-xI7hbCzI&feature=related


I wonder which City is gonna impress the most?

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Seattle has Drew
Vancouver has this guy.
Its a win win win.

Anonymous said...

Best of luck to the Portland Timbers in the 2011 USL season.

Anonymous said...

oh my god.

thepuck said...

I have actually personally attended a whitecaps game and the southsiders are about as sad a bunch as this video portrays. Their main "tactic" of "making life hell for the opposing goalkeeper" is to throw cups on the pitch.

RCTID

Binks said...

Every supporters group in the United States has one guy like this.

Fucking internet.

Anonymous said...

Holy God. This is the greatest video in the history of the internet.

Anonymous said...

Somebody remind him that after being wedgied you are allowed to pull your shorts back down

Anonymous said...

The hits just keep on coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imtbuI7qJc4&feature=channel_page

morbital said...

sooooo, im andrew in the video :P
i'll admit we were'nt at our best there...
but it was 8am
it was 3 of us
and we hadnt had anything to drink
heres the real southside:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6CbxViH3AI

Anonymous said...

I went to Vancouver 2 years ago, Swangard Stadium, to watch them play the Portland Timbers , and it was far and away the worst, most second rate experience I've ever seen or experienced. High School stadium, awkward wankers everywhere. Cheesy 80's music on the megaphone sound system. Worse than PDL by miles or Friday night high school football. The US and MLS is basically subsidizing the development of Canadian soccer from scratch.

BBSC

Anonymous said...

Really stupid video (or supporters). They don't know where they are heading.
The screaming people (southsider celebrate) video doesn't help at all, either. They have better team than stadium and supporters.
But the previous comment is equally retarded: US40M from Vancouver is totally the opposite: That team is subsidizing the US and MLS.

Anonymous said...

PORTSCUM ! hahaha Timbers Army come on society cast offs and freaks I have seen your youtube trash wow talk about misfits of society. Now lets talk about your team ...(insert cicket sound) you have won what again .... DICK ALL hahhah

Anonymous said...

Its really sad when Portland supporters every year think they are so fantastic when really they are nothing but drunk morons who try to set fire to oposition fans cars etc and pick fights with visiting fans trying to have a smoke... have a look at some of these freaks from the Portscum Army and old Evil Bert there looks alright to me compared to those punks... keepp on cheering your shit football team what is 35 years of fuck all.

Anonymous said...

Harold Green? Is that you?

Sincerely,
Uncle Red and the rest of the guys at Possum Lodge