Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Fairfield Inn
Watching this clip of those D.C. boys doing their thing at the local Fairfield Inn reminded me that I've heard that RBNY have changed their team hotel this season. Typically this is a big "who cares?" but I (jokingly) think that this decision alone will put the team above .500 this year.
Why? Because the new team hotel is the brand new W Hotel in Hoboken. If you are not familiar with Hoboken, NJ just imagine a 1 sq. mile frat/sorority house. For reals. Clint Mathis used to live there when he was that Clint Mathis.
Seriously, the city facing Manhattan from the Jersey side of the Hudson is teeming with the young, nubile & drunk; it was recently ranked the number 1 city in America for singles. It has over 100 bars/package store/liquor licenses within that 1 sq. mile staffed by some of the hottest barmaids in America. Oh and it also has a crazy guy who dances disturbingly on the corner of 14th St on the reg.
In short it is basically one of the last places you would want to drop a group of 18 young, fit, & competitive guys on a Friday night before a game. The opposition will have to really be on their best behavior and be, y'know, professional to not get caught up in the alcohol-fueled sexual land-grab that is a weekend on Washington St. Otherwise it's a hangover & a burning sensation on the turf in Giant's Stadium...and that won't be good for anyone but RBNY.